What Not To Do...While Riding in the Back of a Pickup Truck

If you find yourself riding in the back of a pickup truck, SIT AGAINST THE CAB. If you don't, you may receive serious injuries from being backed up into trees, curbs, buildings, signs, etc. Trees are by far the worst, because they have protruding limbs that can stab you in the back of the head. It's not fun, so just sit with your back touching the cab.

Glaring Evilly in Your Direction,
The Devil in You

What Not To Do...Over An Instant Messaging Device

Whether it be IM, facebook chat, texting, or anything of the sort, here's a list of three things NOT to do:

1) Don't use sarcasm. It could be taken very badly by the receiving party and for all you know, you could wake up with an egged house.

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3) Don't laugh out loud. Lol-ing when people are sitting or standing near you makes them think that you're going insane. Especially if they don't understand why you're laughing even when you try to explain.

B31ng Uh Ann0y1ng P3r$0n:
The Devil In You

What Not To Do...While Hiking

Here is a list of things to not do while hiking:

GIRLS:
Don't wear high heels. You'll fall off a cliff.
Don't wear makeup. It'll all melt into your eyes and make you walk off a cliff.
Don't bring a big heavy purse. It'll put you off balance and pull you off a cliff.

GUYS:
Don't wear high heels. Not only will you fall off a cliff (more likely than a girl would), but you'd look dumb.
Don't listen to your ipod. You'll probably have it blaring, so you won't hear when a big rock slide comes and knocks you off a cliff.
Don't eat a ton of food before you go. Halfway through the hike you'll need to barf, so when you lean over the edge to do so, you'll lose your balance and fall off the cliff.

Laughing At Your Misery,
The Devil In You

What Not To Do...While In A School Play

If you ever happen to find yourself participating in the school play, you'll notice there's a lot of rules about what goes on backstage. One of the most important ones is to not wear outer-clothing (for example: jackets, coats, hats, etc.) If you do, you might forget that you're wearing it and end up going on stage with it still on. PEOPLE WILL NOTICE!!! And how embarrassing would that be if you wore, for example, a Tinkerbell jacket in the middle of a baseball game scene?

Laughing Mercilessly,
The Devil In You

What Not To Do...During An Open Book Test

When you are taking an open book test, don't try to flatter yourself and not use your notes. Seriously, who would do that anyway? You have a chance (a very high one, mind you) of getting an easy 100% on the test, and you're considering blowing it because you want to look smart? Believe me, kid, everyone else is using their notes. No one cares if you do or not, except maybe...well, nevermind.

Bombing a Test,
The Devil In You

What Not To Do...At A Drumline Rehearsal

If you are ever lucky enough to be a part of a drumline, when you are at rehearsal, DO NOT MOVE. EVER. Do not FIDGET, do not FLINCH, do not BLINK, do not even BREATHE. If you do, you will end up doing pushups. And who wants to do 150 of those?

Listening to the Band,
The Devil In You

What Not To Do...When You Find A Strand of Thread Coming Out of Your Shirt

If you find a small bit of thread coming out of the sleeve of your shirt, don't pull on it! It will get longer and longer, and although that's way cool, your sleeve is going to get shorter and shorter. After a while, you will have a big long strand of thread, and no shirt. Imagine if that happened at school? Or work? Or Wal-Mart???

Thinking of Myriad Dumb Things At Once,
The Devil In You