What Not To Do...At A Movie Theatre

When you go to a movie that you KNOW will include kissing, make sure you don't bring along a friend that isn't mature enough to handle it. You'll be sitting down, full of suspense for the two characters to kiss, when next thing you know - "AH!!! SHIELD YOUR EYES!!! IT'S SO GROSS!!!"

From Experience,
The Devil In You

What Not To Do...Ever

NEVER leave your friends if you found someone you truly love. Because your friends probably love you just as much as they ever will. Maybe more.

The Devil In You

What Not To Do...At 12am

Don't watch Supernatural way late at night or way early in the morning. It's a dumb idea, even if you think you can stand it. Because you will still have those little doubts popping into your head as you lay down and look around at all the shadows in your room. That jacket doesn't look innocent anymore, does it?

As Always,
The Devil In You

What Not To Do...At School

Don't go around yelling cuss words. Not only is it dumb, it gets really annoying after a while. Seriously, imagine your friend following you around all day saying, "Cuss words! Cuss words!"

Making the World A Better Place,
The Devil In You

What Not To Do...With Blueberry Jam

There are so many things you shouldn't do with blueberry jam, so here's five:

1) Don't put it on your hand before shaking someone else's hand. They won't be happy about it.

2) Don't put any your eyes. Period.

3) Don't put it on your neck to make it look like your throat's been sliced. No one will fall for it and if they do, then you hang out with some pretty blind friends.

4) Don't throw your shoe into it. You'll have to put it through the washer and dryer, and shoes never get fully dry.

5) If you run out of mayo while making a turkey (or ham) sandwich, don't replace it with jam. That's just gross.


Obviously,
The Devil In You

What Not To Do...With Your Parents Cell Phone

It'd be pretty dumb to text or use up minutes/internet time on your parents phone when you don't know if it's paid for or not. If it's not, you're going to get into a TON of trouble. So if you do end up using your folks phone, at least delete any texts that you've sent/received, any calls you've made, any of that stuff, because then at least there's no evidence against you.

Ever So Sincerely,
The Devil In You

What Not To Do...With A Bottle Of Pop

When you have a bottle of pop (carbonated pop, anyways), DON'T shake it up and DON'T throw it into a room OR a street. It will explode with such grace and beauty, with its lovely colors and bubbles, that people will get annoyed because they can't be as awesome.

Pondering the Mysteries of the Earth,
The Devil In You

What Not To Do...As A High School Music Instructor

You always see those crazy conductors waving their batons around like swords, jabbing the air with them and flinging their arms all over. Keep in mind, you aren't in an auditorium. You are in a classroom. Probably with the kind of ceiling that's white and has the little holes in it. If you go all out professional conductor - next thing you know your baton will be stuck in the ceiling.

Tune (haha) In Next Time,
The Devil In You