What Not To Do...With A Ring...And Superglue...

If you happen to find yourself with a cheapo ring and a bottle o' superglue, don't go throwing your two closest friends a fake wedding, and in the process 'accidentally' superglue the ring to the groom's finger. It may take a long time to get off, and imagine the mess? Or how angry his parents would be...your pick.

Drowning in Pickle Juice,
The Devil In You

What Not To Do...With Chocolate Milk

Ever thought of how you'd like to die? Well, while you're thinking about it (because I'm sure I've got you thinking about it now...buahaha) don't even consider drowning yourself by drinking chocolate milk. You'd have to be really skilled to be able to BREATHE the chocolate milk, and even then, who wants to go up to Heaven and tell all the cool war people from history that you died from chocolate milk?

Don't Be Dumb,
The Devil In You

What Not To Do...On A Blog

Don't write random crap that no one cares about. If you do, it's like traipsing around in a circular room - you don't get anywhere. And no one bothers paying attention to you. Unless, like, you keep bumping into walls or something dumb like that. Then they might watch you just to laugh.

Ever So Seriously,
The Devil In You