What Not To Do...With A Bottle Of Pop

When you have a bottle of pop (carbonated pop, anyways), DON'T shake it up and DON'T throw it into a room OR a street. It will explode with such grace and beauty, with its lovely colors and bubbles, that people will get annoyed because they can't be as awesome.

Pondering the Mysteries of the Earth,
The Devil In You

What Not To Do...As A High School Music Instructor

You always see those crazy conductors waving their batons around like swords, jabbing the air with them and flinging their arms all over. Keep in mind, you aren't in an auditorium. You are in a classroom. Probably with the kind of ceiling that's white and has the little holes in it. If you go all out professional conductor - next thing you know your baton will be stuck in the ceiling.

Tune (haha) In Next Time,
The Devil In You