What Not To Do...While Hiking

Here is a list of things to not do while hiking:

GIRLS:
Don't wear high heels. You'll fall off a cliff.
Don't wear makeup. It'll all melt into your eyes and make you walk off a cliff.
Don't bring a big heavy purse. It'll put you off balance and pull you off a cliff.

GUYS:
Don't wear high heels. Not only will you fall off a cliff (more likely than a girl would), but you'd look dumb.
Don't listen to your ipod. You'll probably have it blaring, so you won't hear when a big rock slide comes and knocks you off a cliff.
Don't eat a ton of food before you go. Halfway through the hike you'll need to barf, so when you lean over the edge to do so, you'll lose your balance and fall off the cliff.

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