What Not To Do...With A Ring...And Superglue...

If you happen to find yourself with a cheapo ring and a bottle o' superglue, don't go throwing your two closest friends a fake wedding, and in the process 'accidentally' superglue the ring to the groom's finger. It may take a long time to get off, and imagine the mess? Or how angry his parents would be...your pick.

Drowning in Pickle Juice,
The Devil In You

What Not To Do...With Chocolate Milk

Ever thought of how you'd like to die? Well, while you're thinking about it (because I'm sure I've got you thinking about it now...buahaha) don't even consider drowning yourself by drinking chocolate milk. You'd have to be really skilled to be able to BREATHE the chocolate milk, and even then, who wants to go up to Heaven and tell all the cool war people from history that you died from chocolate milk?

Don't Be Dumb,
The Devil In You

What Not To Do...On A Blog

Don't write random crap that no one cares about. If you do, it's like traipsing around in a circular room - you don't get anywhere. And no one bothers paying attention to you. Unless, like, you keep bumping into walls or something dumb like that. Then they might watch you just to laugh.

Ever So Seriously,
The Devil In You

What Not To Do...With An Envelope

When you receive that glorious envelope, with which you can send practically anything anywhere, do NOT send yourself to Disneyland. Although it is a very clever way to get into the park without a ticket, they will probably still make you pay.

Mocking You,
The Devil in You

What Not To Do...With Poetry

Don't post poetry just anywhere on the internet. People might steal it and claim that it's theirs. For example:


Read to me
And let my mind
Fly away to a
Wonderful land of
My imagination
Leaving the real
World behind
With all of its
Sorrow, grief,
And unnumbered hurts

Take me to
A place of joy
Where the wondrous
Figments of my
Thoughts reside
Where I make
The rules, and
The laws are
Under my control
And my command

Sing to me
Let me slumber
To the calm
And comforting
Sound of your
Angelic voice
Softly flowing
Through the air
To reassure my
Deranged mind

Dance with me
And let me
Rock and sway
While you
Guide me
With your
Gentle hands
And kindly smile
Pulling me into
A comforting waltz

Live with me
And stay
By my side
Until time's end
Sharing laughs
And smiles
And tears
But for now
Please
Read to me


There's an example of what NOT to do.

You'd Better Not Take That Poem,
The Devil In You

What Not To Do...While Drumming

If you happen to be drumming and one of your friends decides to put their fingers on your drum, DO NOT continue playing. I know, they need to be taught a lesson, but smacking their fingers could result in bleeding, bruising, nail-loss, broken bones, torn skin, and eternal guilt.

Reveling in Memories,
The Devil In You